Sentenced to 3 months of house arrest for stealing jewelry to impress the irresistible Kiki, certified slacker DJ Johnson calls on his homeboys to help ensure that he gets the girl without provoking the police and getting in anymore trouble than he already is. It was the perfect plan: get in trouble with the law and charm the sexy Kiki with his bad boy image. And it worked, too, because now all Kiki can think about is hooking up with DJ once he's finished serving his time. In order to ensure that everything goes smoothly, however, the love-stuck criminal will have to rely on his friends to keep the cops from finding out it was all just an elaborate ruse. Written by Anonymous

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